Whovians and Hetalians
upallnightogetloki:

tentacletherapissed:

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid 
If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer. 
If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE

And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”like nah fuck outta here.You really can’t fucking win with some people

upallnightogetloki:

tentacletherapissed:

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:

  • If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
  • If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
  • If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid 
  • If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer. 
  • If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.

AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE

And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”
like nah fuck outta here.

You really can’t fucking win with some people

kako-pumpkin:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

OH GOD THIS MOVIE THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE

usuk + heels= <3
England: Act your age for once!!!
America: Then I'd be dead

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

Are you a top or a bottom
Anonymous

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

aphwy:

by 前田
radicanal-taco:

longsleevesandfakesmiles:

somedetailsinthefabric:

3nchant:

peetababy:


You better all fucking reblog this.

this

This is honestly amazing. I love this so much.

amazing.

perfect

Wow

radicanal-taco:

longsleevesandfakesmiles:

somedetailsinthefabric:

3nchant:

peetababy:

You better all fucking reblog this.

this

This is honestly amazing. I love this so much.

amazing.

perfect

Wow

the-dude-in-the-tardis:

When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference

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